- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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