What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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