Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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