- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

YOU

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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