- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Death by kayak

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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