- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

joke under this line wins _________________________

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??