- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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