What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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