- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

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