- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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