why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

A blonde dies Lololol

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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