- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

a man checks his mypsace

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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