"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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knock knock go away

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kkkk

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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