- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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