- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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