roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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This night was a particularly stormy one, many a crop destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could emotionally blind those who may experience it's full potential. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a secluded village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for there lives, all but Jonny, that is. Jonny was bullied from a young age, approximately 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Ribena and his Grandfather's lucky medallion and took his first step outside. He whipped out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled up the carton, slightly spraying pure fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the drooping wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and with a cry so intense, shouted, "Nothing will stop me!!". Jonny died shortly after of HIV induced AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 3 to 5 years, depending on behavior, in a high security prison for child molestation, frequent and consistant child abuse and paedophillia and smuggling Crystal Meth. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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4 hours later.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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