- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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