What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

._____________________. Whale!

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

A Mormon walks into a bar.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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