- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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