- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

I'm homeless.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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