- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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