- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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