Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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