Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Why so serious ?

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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