- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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