- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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