- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

AIDS

read this sentence again.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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