Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What is the name of the car? What

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Your sex life.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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