- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Phew... it's gone.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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