A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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