daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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