Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Poker? I barely even know her.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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