- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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