What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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Lets just say I work for some important people, not the feds that is for sure, ill tell you when we meet, not here. As for my condition, lets just say that I am profusely bleeding noseblood now and that is because I forgot to take my medication, and if I had no medicaions at all, I would have begun bleeding out of me ears end eye sockets, and ironically id die from a lot of other shit before bleeding to death, so thats not even the case. Its nothing common, but I bet people could find out about it pretty fast on wikipedia, and as much as I like throwing shit on random people here, I dont like bothering anyone with my problems, in this case, it came kinda sudden and unexpected, and I dont mind sharing my deepest aspects including this with my best friends, of which one of them you clearly are love.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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