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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Women outside of the kitchen.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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