How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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A russian gives away vodka.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Maths.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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