- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Turkey Balls

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

sadf

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??