- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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