- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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