- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Happy Monday!

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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