Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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