What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

I had friends on the Death Star.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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