Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

someone called someone else a frog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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