What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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