- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Knock knock Fuck off!

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

So a man walks into a bar, right?

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Wanna hear a joke? no

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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