Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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