- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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