Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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can you pass the soap?

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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