What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Tilt your screen back .

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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