roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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