- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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