Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

How about that airline food?

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

ecks! why zee?

jews

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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