whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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How you know when dislextic

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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