- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Camerons hair is Curly..

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Ross.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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