- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

penisvaginaorgasm

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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