- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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