How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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knock knock who's there? faith

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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