What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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