- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

whats 2+2? 4

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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