- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Fine, ladies first.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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