Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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cory is gay

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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