- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

united we sit, cause we're fat

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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