What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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