Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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