- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Anti-jokes are funny.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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