thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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People...

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Take part of what?

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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