Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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women rights

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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