- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

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