- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

I C U P White stuff

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

bite me

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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