What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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