How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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Anti Joke

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