Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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