What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Obama = ebola

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

sweating like antoni with a girl

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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