- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Cripples are lame.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Massie is a fatass

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.