- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What do you call a black man? Rob

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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