Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Male leadership.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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