A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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