Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

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PS: Call me a monster, The Devil, a Psychopath, but know this... For those of you that decide to become my pray by not choosing the right side... ...I have far since surpassed any state of fear, of evil, of darkness that you can think off... What you call fear and suffer now, is but mere entertainment for me, and in not too long, you shall remember those deepest horrors which you carry, as the last pleasure you remembered. Moral: Stand by my side those of you which desire to become the children of darkness, and I shall show you pleasure and love, for those that reject pleasure and love, are, and shall moreso become those which we hunt for whichever deprived desire that lies in the soul, in the name of love and respect for their lack of desire for love of course, as no desire for love, is to embrace the eternal desire of fear, as your heavenly father used to say, "surrender to darkness and fear" It wont be a choice soon, its not as if you humans ever where in control of your fears and nightmares. Amen? That only means let it happen... I will make it so. SOLVE media: Down the rabbit hole, coincidence you say... If this world experiences "coincidences", IT IS BECAUSE I MAKE THEM HAPPEN ON PURPOSE.

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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A guy walks into a bar

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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