Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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