- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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