What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Your mom.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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