- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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