A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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