- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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