Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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My jeans

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