I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Justin Bieber

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

A woman walks into a bar.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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