What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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Anti Joke

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