- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Knock Knock Who's there

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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