What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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