what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Knock knock.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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