What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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knock knock who's there ?

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Ily bae

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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