Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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regoereiorgiorehgijreirehrfjirgjirejgruirehgrghehiiehaoiwpo;lkswpokewqoifgoieqjgiubtfoewfiir K.O

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Weaner

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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this website is a bad joke

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET TOWARDS GOING BEYOND YOUR FIFTH SENSE... UNLOCKING YOUR SIXTH SENSE! (redux:Chronoshift extend Xr`d Utrawave edition) 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :( 7. Pressure :/ 8. Itch :O 9.Thermoception: Ability to sense heat and cold :S 10.Proprioception: This sense gives you the ability to tell where your body parts are. 11.Coordination. :/ 12. Nociception: In a word, pain. This was once thought to simply be the result of overloading other senses, such as “touch”, but this has been found not to be the case and instead, it is its own unique sensory system. There are three distinct types of pain receptors: cutaneous (skin), somatic (bones and joints), and visceral (body organs). Moral Man the Friendly arsonist, motherpounder: I SHALL GLADLY HELP YOU UNLEASH YOUR 12th SENSE TO ITS FULLEST DEGREE!

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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