What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

your face

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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