Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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how much fish could a chicken

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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