- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What is 9+10? 19

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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