Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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