- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Q- Why? A- Why not?

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

okay so theres this guy.

A man died.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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