The Blonde walked into a wall.

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where's mom I killed her

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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