- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

whats brown and sticky a stick

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Charlie Sheen is winning

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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