Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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hi mom

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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