Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

women's rights.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

why did the blue berry cross the road

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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