I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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