- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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