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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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