- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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