- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

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