- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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