What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

YOLO

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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