- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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