What's half of 8? o

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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A whole 'nother.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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well use a tissue!

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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black people swimming

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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