- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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