Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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smell the vitamin C

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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