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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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