- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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