- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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