- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

White men's rights

I'm homeless.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Knock, Knock Who's There

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Once upon a time, The end.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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