- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

A baby seal walks into a club.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Antijokes...

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Cheese

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??