- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

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