What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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