a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

women's rights.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

white or wheat? wheat please.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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