What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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haha

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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