The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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