- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

woman's rights

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.