- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

George W. Bush

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Alchohol.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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