- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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