- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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