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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What page are you on The gay page.

j.p. is dumb

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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