Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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