A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Black people stink of shite!

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

eoin burgin is fat

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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