How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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Ok,here's one, my brother can sometimes do it! Ok. Think of a number between 1 and 10 Add ten Add ten Add ten Add five Add five Take away your original number \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\ _______________________________________ Is your number NOW, 40? Was your original number 6? Click thumbs up if that WAS your answer! ????????

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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