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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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