A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Men's rights

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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