- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Golf.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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