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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Women.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Fat? Jesse Z

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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