- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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