- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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