KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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