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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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