Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Yellow People !!

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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