- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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