- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

SHUT UP JP

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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