- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Yo Momma is not fat.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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