- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

I have a horse.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What stops a train? A missile

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Why did the man die? He was old.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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