Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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Emily Walker.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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