- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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