Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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