- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Fat? Jesse Z

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

9/11 my birthday

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

One, two, three, four and five

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

I wrote a funny joke.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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