- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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