What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Grace Ackerson

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

European on my shoes, buddy.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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