- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Michael Brown

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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