- Anti Joke

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed