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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Dislike if you are a prostitute

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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