- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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