- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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