- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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