- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Knock knock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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