- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Camerons hair is Curly..

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Japan

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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