Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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