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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Poker face

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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