- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Obama = ebola

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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